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ã  ITEM: The long awaited (by some) CD tribute, For Lucio Fulci: A Symphony of Fear, has finally been released. This is the double CD set for which we wrote our song "House of Clocks" lo those many years ago. Lucio Fulci is an Italian horror film director, and "House of Clocks" is of course an homage to the only Fulci film I had seen at that time, which bears the same title. After the loss of contact with the organizer and the passing of quite some time, we came to the conclusion that the CD would never be released, and decided to plop "House of Clocks" on our reissue of Cthulhu Strikes Back so that fans could hear it. Aye, there's the Shub. Symphony of Fear also contains tracks by Another Dead Junkie, former member of Ministry Mike Scaccia, Penis Flytrap, and our arch nemesis, GWAR. Graveside Entertainment 950-23 Blanding Blvd. Suite 311 Orange park, Fl 32065 Credit Card Orders please phone: 904-772-9042  Fax 904-276-1757 www.graveside.com

 

ã  ITEM: The People of Innsmouth Webbed Page! I feel it is my duty to bring to your attention the fact that we now have a web page to go with this newsletter! Warren "Comfortable" Banks just completed a full course load of Esperanto, but managed to pick up some HTML skills on the side, and you can get up-to-date concert listings, band news, and relevant links right HERE!

 Enjoy!

 

ã  ITEM: Dead Space God Central, in an effort to raise funds for Project: Space Ship Zero, recently held an auction featuring many things from the ridiculous to the sublime. We sold off lots of Star Wars merchandise, Cthulhoid jewelry, mummified frogs, and all that jazz, but we still have a lot of back issues of Crypt of Cthulhu and some RPG supplements. To inquire on price and availability, contact us!

 

Psychosexual Anxiety and other Repressed Themes in the Music of The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets A Psychoanalytic and Textual Approach.

 

by C. Quinbury, M.D., D. Litt. (UCLA Clinical Psychiatry, Professor Emeritus)

 

If you will pardon an informality on my part, I wish to discuss the etiology of the current paper before delving into the mysteries of this case. Early in 1998, I was browsing through a local record store that I had not previously explored, located not many blocks from my Hollywood home.  Despite the fact that the majority of the store is given over to rock and roll music, the store is quite large and contains a very wide variety of all styles. My taste in music is finely specialized: I am a connoisseur of the Baroque period.  I am not so stodgy as to deny the worth of the classical period, but later composers, such as Chopin or Tchaikowski, are frankly too modern for my taste.  However, I must admit that I harbor a great fondness for the popular music of my youth: Cole Porter, Bennie Goodman and the like. In search of these latter musicians, I approached the peculiar apparition stationed behind the counter.  Her coiffure was not much different from the short bobs popular during my college days.  However, a large arc of her scalp over one ear had been shaved, exposing a tattoo representing an ebon sphinx curling over her pale flesh.  Several other features of jewelry, cosmetics and clothing were just as uncanny.  I mention this fact only to make clear that her knowledge of Glenn Miller was probably no greater than my knowledge of, say, the Beatles. She asked (not in so many words) whether she could be of any assistance.  I asked her, “Where can I find the great old ones?” She looked at me for a few moments and replied, “Few know of the great old ones.  You must have come to know them in your youth when they walked the earth in physical form.” I thought that a peculiar way to phrase it, but I agreed.  She then handed me a compact disc from behind her counter and whispered, “This is what you need.” I examined the plastic box with some skepticism.  Despite her statement to the contrary, it did not appear to be what I desired.  The morbid portrayal of decapitation was extremely shocking to me.  However, I became interested when I saw the title of the seventeenth track on the album: Yog-Sothoth. I’m sure that my colleagues in Clinical Psychiatry need no introduction to that blasphemous name.  Which of us has not treated patients plagued by dreams in which those monstrous syllables figure prominently? Though we offer them reassurances that  the name is but a random and meaningless string of phonemes cast up by the subconscious mind, we cannot exorcise our own enduring horror of that name so easily. Hoping to find an answer, I bought the disc, as well as another one by the same artists: The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets.  I could not stand to listen to the so-called music for very long, but fortunately the lyrics were printed inside the packaging. Sadly, there are no solutions to be found within the demented poetry of these Canadian madmen.  However, the following analysis of the lyrics may provide some insight into the twisted joy in abnormality and perversion that characterizes these young monsters.

 

The Great Old Ones

 

“Tarred and Feathered”: Many of these songs require no deep knowledge of Freudian or textual analysis in order to understand them. This disgusting paean to sadism is quite overt.  However, there is a subtle subtext that is very revealing.  Most of the torture in the song is directed at ‘them’; this is merely the usual undirected misanthropy of the socially maladjusted personality.  However, the last four lines are specifically directed against ‘her’.  This misogyny is coupled with the sexual/anal sadism of ‘feeding barbed wire up her colon’.  This is most likely the work of someone who has become frustrated at an unending string of heterosexual rejections; a latent homosexual drive is indicated by the anal fixation.  This may seem farfetched at first, but once one notices that the band’s name can be anagrammed into, “He likes the total fresh shitted dick”, this assertion can be taken as proven.

 

“My Tank”: Again, this song requires little study for even the novice analyst to comprehend.  The final lines of the song indicate that the author identifies with a tank, a vehicle with great defensive capabilities which can “save me from hate”, indicating a strong fear of rejection.  The emphasis placed upon the tank’s “great big gun / that fires bullets that weigh a ton” clearly stems from the author’s deep-rooted sexual inadequacy.

 

“One Gilled Girl”: Although some actual love and intimacy appear to be present in the song, a deeper look uncovers some more ominous details.  One stumbling block of the relationship appears to be that “she’s only got one gill”.  A gill, of course, is a slit, and a slit is a vulgar term for the female genitalia.  Complaining that “she’s only got one gill” means that no woman would ever be satisfactory.  This is most likely a defense mechanism against rejection, or it could just as well bolster the theory of a burgeoning homosexual tendency.

 

“Jimmy the Squid”: Misogyny rears its ugly head once again.  The song describes women as unfaithful creatures.  The murderous violence directed toward the wife’s lover suggests a sadistic homosexuality, as does the song’s preoccupation with phallic squid.

 

“Diggin’ Up the World”: A simple song in which the narrator discovers that no matter how hard he tries, he will never find a girl.  The recurring themes of sexual inadequacy and latent homosexuality are again strongly apparent.

 

“A Thousand Fists”: The latent homosexuality of the previous songs now progresses to an overt stage.  The narrator’s plans are upset by a woman, when she finds, burns and buries his ‘nameless tome’.  This little black book undoubtedly contained the names of his homosexual lovers.  Maddened by this, the narrator uses his fists to exact some punishment on the woman -- a punishment so dreadful he cannot tell us what it is.  Nevertheless, the narrator takes comfort that his homosexual liaisons will continue unabated: “I hear his call, I can’t escape that thrall.”

 

Big Robot Dinosaur”: Little analysis required.  A social misfit wreaks a terrible vengeance on the society that rejects him.  The fantasy of anal intercourse with the narrator’s father is somewhat notable: After going down to the basement, “Dad said ‘Why don’t you climb on in?’ and unscrewed the hatch in the back.” The narrator then squirms (sperms) into the innards.  The father struggles unsuccessfully to “conceal his pride”, and shows his son how to operate the controls.

 

“Mustard Gas”: It doesn’t take very much thought to determine what “Mustard Gas” stands for.  Syphilis.  She keeps it in the bedroom, a cloud (of spirochetes) hangs in the bathroom.  It brings a sickness characterized by skin lesions, blood from the nose and ruined sight, all diagnostic of late stage tertiary syphilis.  Although the narrator states how happy he is to have gotten his “Mustard Gas” from her, one may be sure that a vengeful misogyny seethes just beneath the surface.

 

“Please God No”: “Can you see my body / Can you see it grow / Do you see it throbbing / Won’t you watch it glow?” The preoccupation of the narrator with his erect genitalia is plain.  However, it is not the usual narcissistic fantasy.  The next line makes clear how he feels about his penis: ‘I don’t want it’.  He desires someone to stop the unsightly trend by taking away his red-veined oddly-angled stone - a clear reference to his rock-hard, strangely-shaped, fully-engorged penis.  This fantasy of castration and emasculation is common among those who suffer from gender identity disorder.

 

“Sixgun Gorgon Dynamo”: I fear I despair at analyzing this composition. However, I will merely point out that the middle stanza is graced by a number of peculiar neologisms - nonsense words that have meaning only in the disordered brain of someone suffering from a severe delusional psychosis. Drug therapy intervention is indicated.

 

Cthulhu Strikes Back

 

“Shoggoths Away”: The common fantasy of being endowed with enormous genitalia dominates the song.  The author wishes us to believe that he has a tool so large that he can use it to pack things in the bay of a B-17, a symbolic activity emblematic of exaggerated anal intercourse with a masculine warplane.  The ejaculates of this monstrous organ (they come from ‘the pole’) are mindless iridescent protoplasms with marvellous powers.  Nevertheless, nobody wants them.  Despite the (totally imaginary) magnitude of the author’s genitalia, he still experiences a complete lack of sexual gratification. Even when lying about his sexual prowess, he is doomed to frustration.

 

“Hookworm”: In the liner notes, the author disingenuously claims to have no knowledge of what the song is about.  But how can one mistake the meaning of having tiny creatures living inside your body, making “holes all through my privates”?  Once again we see the ravages of syphilis.  Further confirming this diagnosis are the references to going insane, which is a frequent concomitant of untreated syphilitic infection.  The reference to “Yuggoth on the outer rim” is probably a neologistic euphemism for a syphilitic chancre located on the external periphery of the anus.

 

“Protein”: The theme of female rejection leading to violence and homosexual experimentation is hardly worth recounting one more time.  After mutilating a woman, that author dreams fantasies of revenge after “he filled me up with protein.”

 

“Burrow Your Way to My Heart”: A last-ditch attempt by the author to gain the affections of a woman.  He finally displays some honesty in admitting his sexual inadequacy: “Do you have any love for me? I am small.” However, this attempt is doomed to failure, as the plea for help devolves into a horrible fetishistic fantasy involving parasites -- a fantasy bound to frighten away any woman, especially one scarred by sexual penetrations at the hands of her father.

 

“Worship Me Like a God”: The author’s loins are on fire, his seed is spreading all over the world, and he wishes to be worshipped like a god.  I have never before encountered such a megalomaniacal case of overcompensation for sexual inadequacy.

 

 

In summation, the socially maladjusted degenerates responsible for this music have met with near complete ostracism from society, total rejection from heterosexual intimacy (leading to obscure as well as overt contemplation of homosexuality), and have turned their energies toward misogynistic fantasies of revenge and generalized bloodlust, while entertaining delusional fantasies of omnipotence and exaggerated virility.

 

I have alerted the appropriate authorities within the mental health and law enforcement agencies of Canada, and urge others to do likewise if you uncover any devotees suffering under the influence of this hideous moral blight upon the world.

   

 

The Million Favoured Ones

Dear Mr. Atkinson

We regret to inform you that nothing has changed. Our men our still ill. We fear the worst is yet to come. As the nights grow longer so does our longing for home. Yesterday Hillbert was out scouting on the ridge when the sickness seized him. We did not know until it was too late there was nothing we could do…. We have no more time and I don’t think we will make the delivery. Please, you know what to do…

Pray for us pray for our mothers.

Unsigned.

 

Hey

I just wanted to say that I think you guys are awesome. I downloaded the mp3s you had on your site and the first time I listened to them, they just sounded like some normal garage music, but after having listened to them a few times I came to the conclusion that you were one of the absolutely best rock band I've ever heard, with a very special sound. It doesn't hurt that you're a band devoted to maybe the best horror author ever either :)

Jesper Svedberg, internet

 

Greetings and salutations,

Again, i have returned to your webpage, and again you have entertained me to no end! I loved the screensaver... laughed my ass off when the cultist came out and resurrected you guys... that was cool! I noticed that you are sold out of the Great Old Ones CD. That's too bad 'cause that happens to be the CD i wanted to buy!!! Oh well, just thought I would say hey again and ask if you could let me know when you have a spare copy of GOO.

I just recently finished The Best of HPL: Blood-Curdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre... excellent book! One of my favourite stories was "The Shadow Over Innsmouth." Also loved "The Thing on the Doorstep" and "The Dunwich Horror" was a killer (no pun intended)! I never really got into reading HPL before this book...I just couldn't get into the way he wrote...kinda like S. King, talks forever then finally gets to the meat of the story. Now, don't get me wrong, I have always liked HPL's ideas... I have played the RPG for years, and love the concept! But now I am an even greater fan, and will continue reading Lovecraft 'til i die... or Father Dagon comes to take me over the edge of Devil Reef, which ever comes first....

Again, you guys rule, and i would very much like a copy of GOO when it becomes available. Take care and good luck in everything!

Your Fan from Ohio, Don Tackett

ps: you guys wouldn't happen to be headed this way any time soon would you? i'ld love to see you guys live... that would rock!

If we had a dime for every time someone asked us to go on tour, we would have enough money to go on tour.

   

Toren,

Mike (Mignola) lives in Portland ,my home town (well I live in Gresham, a suburb). I see him a lot for some reason. I'm the worlds biggest Hellboy fan (Step up to the plate Mr. Thickets). He's a really nice guy. I had him sign my Hellboy collections at a con last year. When I saw him on the street he remembered me (I'm kind of a big guy) and we talked for awhile about the Hellboy film (thank you, Old Ones), and I brought up your band. He had said that he has heard you guys, I told him I couldn't find anything by your band, and he said that stinks. What's the deal with your albums? I would give my left arm for something! All I've heard was a mixed tape a friend made and I saw your show when you were in town. You know, since I talked to "The God Of Modern Comics" about you ,you should send me a free promo CD or something (hint,hint). the Hellyboy film is going to rule! It sounds so neat. On the topic of comics, are you reading the comic The Invisibles? It has alot of Lovecraft undertones, and for my money is the best thing being put out on a monthly basis. I could send you some sample comics if intrested. I'm a nice guy. Anyway ,write me back and I'll give all I know about the Hellboy film.

Jason Campbell, Gresham,OR

 

Please send your left arm c/o The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, 302-1015 W. 13th Ave, Vancouver BC V6H 1N1.

 

Thank you for your interest in Lovecraft Draft Cider.  At the present time, our cider is only available on tap at a local tavern here in Providence, RI, USA. However, due to the overwhelming response we have had we should change this. If and when this changes, we will update our website with the approriate information for those requesting labels, caps, etc., or those who are interested in the Cider. Once again, thanks for your interest in our Cider.

Maury A. Ryan

mryan@loa.com

 

Toren,

Thanks for the copy of your newsletter and the free Mythos cards. Unfortunately I haven't heard anything by your band but the newsletter was still pretty interesting. The only "Cthulhu" music I've ever heard is a track by a dodgy American heavy metal band, Beowulf, called "The Hounds of Tindalos" and an equally dodgy Sebadoh b-side called "Calling Yog-Soggoth." I haven't played either track in years and since my turntable is currently KO'd I can't play them at the moment. However I don't think I'm missing anything. As for your query regarding the Cthulhu scene in Scotland as far as I'm aware there isn't one. Since Dagon went bust I don't think anyone in the UK is producing any Cthulhu/Lovecraftian magazines.

Graeme Phillips, Renfrew, Scotland.

 

Except of course for Strange Aeons, published by High Land Press. 1 Brookside, Clachamish, Portree, Isle of Skye IV51 9NY, Scotland. cimaciver@aol.com

 

Toren:

The first time I heard your music, I was in a little backwater town in Northern Ontario, called Leeburn. I was at a friend's house. The friend, I should explain, is from London, which is where in fact he got the CD. However, the closest Metropolitan area nearby, Sault Ste. Marie, did not have a record store that had even heard of you guys. So I figured, hey why not check the local comic shops? There I did have some luck, I ran into a customer who did have your CDs, but he was from out of town (I don't know where) and he was no help.  

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

Along come "Nick's Dreams of Acting", so I audition and am accepted at the University of Windsor (in none other than Windsor Ontario...) And, since I am new to the city I don't know of ANY privately owned record stores, so I tried - Music World, CD-Plus warehouse, and various other fairly large far reaching vendors, but to no avail.... Until I thought about the net, and BINGO!!!! I found you guys and here I am. Now I know that that whole thing was rather long and ridiculous, but I am so happy that I found you guys because I love your music! I tell people about you, and most people are like "ummmm, no, never heard of em!" Getting to the point, thank you so much for replying and above all making really cool music. Cheers,

Nick Morrison

 

Hail Toren!,

Mum, I have left my last place of domicile and have discovered a new dimension. The Great Olds Ones through your name are spreading. And as I made the promise they shall continue to spread even in my new home. To make a clearing for the great coming that will destroy all of humanity! So Hail Cthulhu! Hail Yug-Sothoth....

Shane Bauer, Dekalb IL

 

 

HELLBOY HELLBOY HELLBOY

It's been too long since I've had a good rant about Mike Mignola's Hellboy comics.

Mignola’s new miniseries is called Box Full of Evil, and it stars both Hellboy and his amphibious sidekick Abe Sapien. This time, the worlds greatest paranormal investigators head to Europe, where an English manor has been burglarized by a strange man who cast a spell on the inhabitants of the house and walked away with an old metal box and a pair of metal tongs.

In Hellboy: Box Full of Evil, the myth Mignola monkeys with is an old, old story about Saint Dunstan of England, who, around the year 1000 A.D., was believed to have captured the devil by the nose with a pair of blacksmith tongs. In the original myth, the devil escapes with little injury, other than, perhaps, to his pride. But in this story, it is revealed that Dunstan thought better than to let the demon go, and after much beating and punishing, shoved him into a box, sealed the box with holy powers, and hid it from the world.

But apparently the box wasn’t hidden well enough. Now an old nemesis of Hellboy—Igor Bromhead—has the box, and there’s no way he’s just going to hand it over when Hellboy and Abe come knocking—especially once it’s been opened.

What strange fate awaits our paranormal P.I.s? Pick up Hellboy: Box Full of Evil, and find out. The first issue of this two-issue miniseries hits comics shops August 11.

Hellboy: Box Full of Evil #1 (of 2)

By Mike Mignola; with Matt Smith and Ryan Sook; cover by Mike Mignola

 

As some of you may know, there is a Hellboy movie in the works, with a tentative release date of Summer, 2000. Lloyd Levin (Mystery Men, Event Horizon, Boogie Nights, The Rocketeer) is directing, with Guillermo Del Toro (Mimic) polishing off the third draft of the script, as well as directing.  The tone of the screenplay is apparently very faithful to that of the comics, and the story is based on the Seed of Destruction comic series, which is the best to date of the Hellboy books. Del Toro says "the movie would obviously have the ‘silent German film look’ that both Mike and I love.”

The pre-production artwork reproduced here has been created by famous SF/Fantasy artist Wayne Barlow.

     

 

 

LOVECRAFT CORNER

 

 

STRANGE AEOLNS

Edited by Calum Iain MacIver.

REVIEWED BY MACBIN

The Goods: An ongoing zine.

The Details: Each issue contains a Lovecraft tale adapted in comic format, "Creeping Celluloid" column on Lovecraftian film, "From Beyond" review section, and many other fascinating articles & occasional other fringe material. Just out is issue #8 with a look back at Stanley Kubrick,

The Bottom Line: Great stuff! The comics are well done, and so is the writing. Each issue is £2 payable to Calum MacIver at 1 Brookside, Clachamish, Portree, Isle of Skye, IV51 9NY Scotland. Email: Cimaciver@aol.com

 

DARK HORSE PRESENTS #142: CODEX ARCANA

Dark Horse Comics

REVIEWED BY MACBIN

The Goods: A comic with three stories in tribute to Lovecraft.

The Details: The first story, "The Bookroom Horror" is a tale written by Mike Mignola and illustrated in his style by Ryan Sook. It is a tale of eldritch tomes and tentacles. A star vampirish monster, a ghost, and De Vermis Mysteriis feature in Scott Allie and Galen Showman's "Worm Song." Lovecraft's "From Beyond" is pastiched in "The Keyhole." Round it up with an enjoyable essay by Hellboy editor Scott Allie, and we'll forgive his mispelling of Cthulhu.

The Bottom Line: Essential for the Lovecraft collector. Available at your local comic shop, or contact Dark Horse comics 10956 SE Main St, Milwaukie OR 97222. www.darkhorse.com

 

THE ITHAQUA CYCLE

NOT REVIEWED

The Goods: A Lovecraft anthology.

The Details: 13 tales related to Ithaqua, the Wind-Walker, collected together for the first time. Includes stories by August Derleth, Brian Lumley, Algernon Blackwood, Joseph Payne Brennan, & others.

The Bottom Line: $12.95, Chaosium Inc (512) 336-8269

 

SPAWN OF THE OLD ONES

VOLUME II

Compiled by Todd Fischer.

REVIEWED BY MACBIN

The Goods: A directory of Lovecraft Punks.

The Details: More artists, editors, publishers, moviemakers, etc active in the Lovecraft field…84 pages, 5.5 X 8.5", $7 Canadian postage paid ($5.25 US, $9 overseas) Includes: Warren Banks, Dave Carson, Don D'Ammassa, Keith Allen Daniels, Robert Fugger, Perry M. Grayson, Keith Herber, S. R. Jones, S.T. Joshi, Rebecca Kemp, Allen Koszowski, Forrest Lancaster, J.B. Lee, Peter Levi, DF Lewis, Richard Longcoat, CJeff Miller, A.S. Moore, Rainer Schmidt, Gary Sumpter, John Tynes, Corey Whitwoth & more. Illustrated.

The Bottom Line: If you want to systematically eliminate everyone in the Lovecraft circle, you will need this 'who's who" guide! Cheques should be made payable to Todd or Melanie Fischer 406-1540 Victoria Park Avenue, Scarborough, ON, M1L 4S1 Canada

 

 

 

 

DARK WEB

THE INDEX

www.holycow.com/thickets/ is our official website. Mp3 files can be downloaded.

www.primalbeat.com/rock/darkest/darkest.html

Burrow Your Way to my Heart wave file.

www.look-ear.com/canada/bazaar.html has Walking on the Moon RealMedia video. The look-ear.com site is bassist Bob Fugger's playground, and there you can find his current film project "From Beyond."

www.ranttv.com has life concert footage in Quicktime 4, including new song "The Innsmouth Look"

www.mp3.com/artists/22/the_darkest_of_the_hillside_thickets.html has two of our songs online, Hookworm Live and Six Gun Gorgon Dynamo

alt.music.darkest-of-the-hillside-thickets – The newsgroup based on the band.

http://members.xoom.com/Zackschwartz/thickets.htm "Zack's Thickets Shrine"

http://www.nextlevel.com/vanlive/nowplay.htm for audio of an entire live show in Vancouver, plus a text interview with the band.

http://members.sockets.net/~blackgoat/ has stills and long wav file of "Worship Me Like A God" in the 'Mythos Soundbytes' section